today david and i went to the DMV ... and i was watching this heavy awkward man fill out all the forms he needed to complete and then take a brush out of his backpack ... he had the kinda curly heavy-wavy hair that doesn't even move in hurricane winds and i just wanted to bust out laughing ... what was he brushing his hair for ... i mean it isn't moving or making any sort of difference and this is the fucking DMV ... was he hoping to hook-up?


there was also guy sitting in front of us that had the "i am so fucking bitchen" air to him [but he didn't seem that bitchen] and the back of his shirt said, "Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" ... i was thinking ... who buys this shirt? let alone wear it out ...