i have been looking for a t-shirt i want to get for david for ages now ... it is the one Stifler wears in American Pie 2 when he is painting and the girls get them to kiss ... it has 2 lightening bolts on it and it says "This is where electricity comes from"
if anyone reading this knows where i can get that shirt or one like it PLEASE let me know ...
Sunday, October 28, 2001
i have been looking for a t-shirt i want to get for david for ages now ... it is the one Stifler wears in American Pie 2 when he is painting and the girls get them to kiss ... it has 2 lightening bolts on it and it says "This is where electricity comes from"
if anyone reading this knows where i can get that shirt or one like it PLEASE let me know ...
if anyone reading this knows where i can get that shirt or one like it PLEASE let me know ...
Freakin Worms
well davie and i have been through a two day hell ... we found the virus NIMBA on our computers ... mine also had troj_mia.worm ... it killed our systems ... he is still working on mine [bless his heart] ... we had to fdisk the drives and start from scratch ... everything wiped off the system ... it was an unbelieveable disaster ... we started at 2 PM yesterday afternoon ... we were supposed to spend the night in the city and i had a bunch of fun stuff planned ... but by 3 we realized we were in big trouble ... so we cancelled our reservations and worked till 7 AM sunday morning ... we finally went to sleep for a bit and were back up at 2 working on it again ... now it is 3:30 AM and davie is still working on my computer ... amazing ... i'll tell you this ... protection for our network is going to be much better from now on ... that is for sure ...
well davie and i have been through a two day hell ... we found the virus NIMBA on our computers ... mine also had troj_mia.worm ... it killed our systems ... he is still working on mine [bless his heart] ... we had to fdisk the drives and start from scratch ... everything wiped off the system ... it was an unbelieveable disaster ... we started at 2 PM yesterday afternoon ... we were supposed to spend the night in the city and i had a bunch of fun stuff planned ... but by 3 we realized we were in big trouble ... so we cancelled our reservations and worked till 7 AM sunday morning ... we finally went to sleep for a bit and were back up at 2 working on it again ... now it is 3:30 AM and davie is still working on my computer ... amazing ... i'll tell you this ... protection for our network is going to be much better from now on ... that is for sure ...
Friday, October 26, 2001
Win a War
How to Really Win a War!!
Take all American women who are within five years of
menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons,
grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate,
and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of
Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when
doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is
formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or
die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away
from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those
of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share
life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to
lose.
We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never
lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain
of Afghanistan with no food at all!
We've spent years tracking down our husbands or
lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...
finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a
new government? Oh,please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for
in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ...
we understand tribal warfare.
Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know
every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up
bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know
how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!
Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women.
Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes
over their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should,
too!
Take all American women who are within five years of
menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons,
grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate,
and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of
Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when
doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is
formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or
die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away
from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those
of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share
life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to
lose.
We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never
lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain
of Afghanistan with no food at all!
We've spent years tracking down our husbands or
lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...
finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a
new government? Oh,please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for
in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ...
we understand tribal warfare.
Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know
every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up
bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know
how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!
Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women.
Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes
over their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should,
too!
How to Really Win a War!!
Take all American women who are within five years of
menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons,
grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate,
and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of
Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when
doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is
formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or
die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away
from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those
of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share
life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to
lose.
We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never
lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain
of Afghanistan with no food at all!
We've spent years tracking down our husbands or
lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...
finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a
new government? Oh,please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for
in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ...
we understand tribal warfare.
Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know
every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up
bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know
how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!
Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women.
Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes
over their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should,
too!
Take all American women who are within five years of
menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons,
grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate,
and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of
Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when
doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is
formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or
die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away
from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those
of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share
life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to
lose.
We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never
lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain
of Afghanistan with no food at all!
We've spent years tracking down our husbands or
lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...
finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a
new government? Oh,please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for
in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ...
we understand tribal warfare.
Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know
every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up
bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know
how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!
Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women.
Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes
over their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should,
too!
Tuesday, October 23, 2001
Parent
Which Movie Parent Are You?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Buckle your seatbelts. We can see your mind at work already, strapping your kids to your back, or piling them into the car as you take off on your next adventure. Your parenting style is like the Marcia Strassman and Rick Moranis characters in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. You teach by example and bring your kids along for the ride. We can see your expectant face, waiting excitedly for your kids' first words, steps, or any other achievement.
When your kids come to you with questions, you're likely to point them towards the dictionary or encyclopedia. It's important for them to learn on their own. And it wouldn't surprise us if you refused to raise your kids' allowances in the hopes that the entrepreneurial spirit might encourage them to set up a lemonade stand.
Like the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids parents, you can sometimes become absorbed in your own life. But once you feel the tug on your sleeve, you snap back into being the creative parent your kids can rely on.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Buckle your seatbelts. We can see your mind at work already, strapping your kids to your back, or piling them into the car as you take off on your next adventure. Your parenting style is like the Marcia Strassman and Rick Moranis characters in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. You teach by example and bring your kids along for the ride. We can see your expectant face, waiting excitedly for your kids' first words, steps, or any other achievement.
When your kids come to you with questions, you're likely to point them towards the dictionary or encyclopedia. It's important for them to learn on their own. And it wouldn't surprise us if you refused to raise your kids' allowances in the hopes that the entrepreneurial spirit might encourage them to set up a lemonade stand.
Like the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids parents, you can sometimes become absorbed in your own life. But once you feel the tug on your sleeve, you snap back into being the creative parent your kids can rely on.
Which Movie Parent Are You?
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Buckle your seatbelts. We can see your mind at work already, strapping your kids to your back, or piling them into the car as you take off on your next adventure. Your parenting style is like the Marcia Strassman and Rick Moranis characters in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. You teach by example and bring your kids along for the ride. We can see your expectant face, waiting excitedly for your kids' first words, steps, or any other achievement.
When your kids come to you with questions, you're likely to point them towards the dictionary or encyclopedia. It's important for them to learn on their own. And it wouldn't surprise us if you refused to raise your kids' allowances in the hopes that the entrepreneurial spirit might encourage them to set up a lemonade stand.
Like the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids parents, you can sometimes become absorbed in your own life. But once you feel the tug on your sleeve, you snap back into being the creative parent your kids can rely on.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Buckle your seatbelts. We can see your mind at work already, strapping your kids to your back, or piling them into the car as you take off on your next adventure. Your parenting style is like the Marcia Strassman and Rick Moranis characters in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. You teach by example and bring your kids along for the ride. We can see your expectant face, waiting excitedly for your kids' first words, steps, or any other achievement.
When your kids come to you with questions, you're likely to point them towards the dictionary or encyclopedia. It's important for them to learn on their own. And it wouldn't surprise us if you refused to raise your kids' allowances in the hopes that the entrepreneurial spirit might encourage them to set up a lemonade stand.
Like the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids parents, you can sometimes become absorbed in your own life. But once you feel the tug on your sleeve, you snap back into being the creative parent your kids can rely on.
Aura
What Color is Your Aura?
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
What Color is Your Aura?
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
You?
Are You Sure You're You?
Great news! There's a strong chance that you're really who you think you are. Most people have fallen victim to the hazards of modern times. But you're one of the lucky few who has managed to keep a strong sense of identity. No matter where you go, there you are. Keep it up, because being you is an incredibly valuable skill.
Of course you may have a few residual doubts. There may be times when you wonder if the real you hasn't wandered off somewhere - to join the circus, or an Internet startup. That's normal. But based on your responses, you don't exhibit too many of the warning signs. You've kept the high-risk identity-loss activities to a minimum. You seem to have a firm grip on your priorities, and you know where you're heading.
Some suggestions for remaining yourself: keep a journal where you can write your more intimate thoughts. If you ever start losing your identity, you'll have persuasive legal proof of the transformation. Another idea: label your underwear. During an identity crisis, it's usually the first thing to go.
Great news! There's a strong chance that you're really who you think you are. Most people have fallen victim to the hazards of modern times. But you're one of the lucky few who has managed to keep a strong sense of identity. No matter where you go, there you are. Keep it up, because being you is an incredibly valuable skill.
Of course you may have a few residual doubts. There may be times when you wonder if the real you hasn't wandered off somewhere - to join the circus, or an Internet startup. That's normal. But based on your responses, you don't exhibit too many of the warning signs. You've kept the high-risk identity-loss activities to a minimum. You seem to have a firm grip on your priorities, and you know where you're heading.
Some suggestions for remaining yourself: keep a journal where you can write your more intimate thoughts. If you ever start losing your identity, you'll have persuasive legal proof of the transformation. Another idea: label your underwear. During an identity crisis, it's usually the first thing to go.
Are You Sure You're You?
Great news! There's a strong chance that you're really who you think you are. Most people have fallen victim to the hazards of modern times. But you're one of the lucky few who has managed to keep a strong sense of identity. No matter where you go, there you are. Keep it up, because being you is an incredibly valuable skill.
Of course you may have a few residual doubts. There may be times when you wonder if the real you hasn't wandered off somewhere - to join the circus, or an Internet startup. That's normal. But based on your responses, you don't exhibit too many of the warning signs. You've kept the high-risk identity-loss activities to a minimum. You seem to have a firm grip on your priorities, and you know where you're heading.
Some suggestions for remaining yourself: keep a journal where you can write your more intimate thoughts. If you ever start losing your identity, you'll have persuasive legal proof of the transformation. Another idea: label your underwear. During an identity crisis, it's usually the first thing to go.
Great news! There's a strong chance that you're really who you think you are. Most people have fallen victim to the hazards of modern times. But you're one of the lucky few who has managed to keep a strong sense of identity. No matter where you go, there you are. Keep it up, because being you is an incredibly valuable skill.
Of course you may have a few residual doubts. There may be times when you wonder if the real you hasn't wandered off somewhere - to join the circus, or an Internet startup. That's normal. But based on your responses, you don't exhibit too many of the warning signs. You've kept the high-risk identity-loss activities to a minimum. You seem to have a firm grip on your priorities, and you know where you're heading.
Some suggestions for remaining yourself: keep a journal where you can write your more intimate thoughts. If you ever start losing your identity, you'll have persuasive legal proof of the transformation. Another idea: label your underwear. During an identity crisis, it's usually the first thing to go.
TV Family
Who's Your TV Family?
Liz, your TV family is the Keatons!
What would we do, baby, without us? Cue the oil painting credits sequence — your family is most like The Keatons. Hippie idealists with a healthy dash of conservatism (in the form of Michael J. Fox...), Steven, Elyse, Alex, Mallory, Jennifer, and even little Andrew are your family's TV soulmates. You don't by any chance have a weird next door neighbor named Skippy, do you? Nah... But that doesn't matter. Your family is still a lot like the Keatons in the ways that really matter. Sure, you have your disagreements (remember how much Steven and Elyse hated Mallory's monosyllabic boyfriend Nick at first?), but you get over them and ultimately find your Family Ties closer than ever because of them. You're not exactly traditional, but you've got love and understanding to spare. So whip up something to eat (be sure to throw in some granola), and plan a family dinner already! Sha la la laa...
Liz, your TV family is the Keatons!
What would we do, baby, without us? Cue the oil painting credits sequence — your family is most like The Keatons. Hippie idealists with a healthy dash of conservatism (in the form of Michael J. Fox...), Steven, Elyse, Alex, Mallory, Jennifer, and even little Andrew are your family's TV soulmates. You don't by any chance have a weird next door neighbor named Skippy, do you? Nah... But that doesn't matter. Your family is still a lot like the Keatons in the ways that really matter. Sure, you have your disagreements (remember how much Steven and Elyse hated Mallory's monosyllabic boyfriend Nick at first?), but you get over them and ultimately find your Family Ties closer than ever because of them. You're not exactly traditional, but you've got love and understanding to spare. So whip up something to eat (be sure to throw in some granola), and plan a family dinner already! Sha la la laa...
Who's Your TV Family?
Liz, your TV family is the Keatons!
What would we do, baby, without us? Cue the oil painting credits sequence — your family is most like The Keatons. Hippie idealists with a healthy dash of conservatism (in the form of Michael J. Fox...), Steven, Elyse, Alex, Mallory, Jennifer, and even little Andrew are your family's TV soulmates. You don't by any chance have a weird next door neighbor named Skippy, do you? Nah... But that doesn't matter. Your family is still a lot like the Keatons in the ways that really matter. Sure, you have your disagreements (remember how much Steven and Elyse hated Mallory's monosyllabic boyfriend Nick at first?), but you get over them and ultimately find your Family Ties closer than ever because of them. You're not exactly traditional, but you've got love and understanding to spare. So whip up something to eat (be sure to throw in some granola), and plan a family dinner already! Sha la la laa...
Liz, your TV family is the Keatons!
What would we do, baby, without us? Cue the oil painting credits sequence — your family is most like The Keatons. Hippie idealists with a healthy dash of conservatism (in the form of Michael J. Fox...), Steven, Elyse, Alex, Mallory, Jennifer, and even little Andrew are your family's TV soulmates. You don't by any chance have a weird next door neighbor named Skippy, do you? Nah... But that doesn't matter. Your family is still a lot like the Keatons in the ways that really matter. Sure, you have your disagreements (remember how much Steven and Elyse hated Mallory's monosyllabic boyfriend Nick at first?), but you get over them and ultimately find your Family Ties closer than ever because of them. You're not exactly traditional, but you've got love and understanding to spare. So whip up something to eat (be sure to throw in some granola), and plan a family dinner already! Sha la la laa...
Full or Empty
Are You an Optimist or a Pessimist?
Congratulations! You're the eternal optimist, a regular "Sunshine Day" of a person. When it rains, you think about how good the water is for the flowers and trees rather than how wet you're getting. More likely to trust someone than not, you always see the good in people. Sure, that opens you up for a few let-downs, but that's okay — your great attitude will help you deal with them if and when they come. In the long run, it doesn't really matter at all; everything's going to be all right! You like meeting new people and thoroughly enjoy their companionship. In a nutshell, you just don't dwell on small failures — you learn from your mistakes and do your best to make everyone around you happy to be alive. Keep it up!
Congratulations! You're the eternal optimist, a regular "Sunshine Day" of a person. When it rains, you think about how good the water is for the flowers and trees rather than how wet you're getting. More likely to trust someone than not, you always see the good in people. Sure, that opens you up for a few let-downs, but that's okay — your great attitude will help you deal with them if and when they come. In the long run, it doesn't really matter at all; everything's going to be all right! You like meeting new people and thoroughly enjoy their companionship. In a nutshell, you just don't dwell on small failures — you learn from your mistakes and do your best to make everyone around you happy to be alive. Keep it up!
Are You an Optimist or a Pessimist?
Congratulations! You're the eternal optimist, a regular "Sunshine Day" of a person. When it rains, you think about how good the water is for the flowers and trees rather than how wet you're getting. More likely to trust someone than not, you always see the good in people. Sure, that opens you up for a few let-downs, but that's okay — your great attitude will help you deal with them if and when they come. In the long run, it doesn't really matter at all; everything's going to be all right! You like meeting new people and thoroughly enjoy their companionship. In a nutshell, you just don't dwell on small failures — you learn from your mistakes and do your best to make everyone around you happy to be alive. Keep it up!
Congratulations! You're the eternal optimist, a regular "Sunshine Day" of a person. When it rains, you think about how good the water is for the flowers and trees rather than how wet you're getting. More likely to trust someone than not, you always see the good in people. Sure, that opens you up for a few let-downs, but that's okay — your great attitude will help you deal with them if and when they come. In the long run, it doesn't really matter at all; everything's going to be all right! You like meeting new people and thoroughly enjoy their companionship. In a nutshell, you just don't dwell on small failures — you learn from your mistakes and do your best to make everyone around you happy to be alive. Keep it up!
Monday, October 22, 2001
Emode
ok it is probably a good thing the emode.com isn't working right now ... i have been taking tests all night ... it was nice not to be working ... fun to do stuff on the net that didn't revolve designing a site ... :)
Emotional IQ
The Emotional IQ Test
Thanks for taking our new Emotional IQ test! Based on your answers, your score is 141.
What does that mean? Well, the Emotional IQ (or "EIQ") test measures several different areas of emotional skills and strength, including:
• Empathy — The ability to successfully put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their feelings, thoughts, and emotions
• Relationship Understanding — The ability to connect with others personally and professionally, which can help you solve even the most difficult disagreements
• Emotional Control — The ability to be in charge of your feelings, no matter how strong they are, and not let them run away with you or dominate your behavior
• Emotional Awareness — The ability to identify your emotions and put them into words so you can more easily express your feelings
Based on your sky-high score across the board, we can tell that you're not only incredibly in tune with others, but could also win the gold if they gave medals for keeping the right perspective on life. You know all about balancing your emotional needs with everyone else's, and you have a true talent for navigating the sometimes-tricky tangle of relationships.
As you obviously know, emotions are complicated things. Luckily, you've already realized how important it is to be a good friend and lover to others while still paying close attention to the bigger picture and taking care of yourself. If the scales ever start to slip, just remind yourself of this: Offering someone a shoulder to cry on is great; worrying yourself into a tizzy every time someone you care about hits a rough patch isn't. If you wear yourself out fretting about other people, you won't have any time left for yourself. And we all have the right to treat ourselves right and be selfish with our feelings now and then. The road to emotional health and well-being can be bumpy, but for people like you — who make it a point to strive for balance and move at a relatively even pace — the bumps will barely be noticeable. And you, you're in the driver's seat — so keep up the good work!
Thanks for taking our new Emotional IQ test! Based on your answers, your score is 141.
What does that mean? Well, the Emotional IQ (or "EIQ") test measures several different areas of emotional skills and strength, including:
• Empathy — The ability to successfully put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their feelings, thoughts, and emotions
• Relationship Understanding — The ability to connect with others personally and professionally, which can help you solve even the most difficult disagreements
• Emotional Control — The ability to be in charge of your feelings, no matter how strong they are, and not let them run away with you or dominate your behavior
• Emotional Awareness — The ability to identify your emotions and put them into words so you can more easily express your feelings
Based on your sky-high score across the board, we can tell that you're not only incredibly in tune with others, but could also win the gold if they gave medals for keeping the right perspective on life. You know all about balancing your emotional needs with everyone else's, and you have a true talent for navigating the sometimes-tricky tangle of relationships.
As you obviously know, emotions are complicated things. Luckily, you've already realized how important it is to be a good friend and lover to others while still paying close attention to the bigger picture and taking care of yourself. If the scales ever start to slip, just remind yourself of this: Offering someone a shoulder to cry on is great; worrying yourself into a tizzy every time someone you care about hits a rough patch isn't. If you wear yourself out fretting about other people, you won't have any time left for yourself. And we all have the right to treat ourselves right and be selfish with our feelings now and then. The road to emotional health and well-being can be bumpy, but for people like you — who make it a point to strive for balance and move at a relatively even pace — the bumps will barely be noticeable. And you, you're in the driver's seat — so keep up the good work!
The Emotional IQ Test
Thanks for taking our new Emotional IQ test! Based on your answers, your score is 141.
What does that mean? Well, the Emotional IQ (or "EIQ") test measures several different areas of emotional skills and strength, including:
• Empathy — The ability to successfully put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their feelings, thoughts, and emotions
• Relationship Understanding — The ability to connect with others personally and professionally, which can help you solve even the most difficult disagreements
• Emotional Control — The ability to be in charge of your feelings, no matter how strong they are, and not let them run away with you or dominate your behavior
• Emotional Awareness — The ability to identify your emotions and put them into words so you can more easily express your feelings
Based on your sky-high score across the board, we can tell that you're not only incredibly in tune with others, but could also win the gold if they gave medals for keeping the right perspective on life. You know all about balancing your emotional needs with everyone else's, and you have a true talent for navigating the sometimes-tricky tangle of relationships.
As you obviously know, emotions are complicated things. Luckily, you've already realized how important it is to be a good friend and lover to others while still paying close attention to the bigger picture and taking care of yourself. If the scales ever start to slip, just remind yourself of this: Offering someone a shoulder to cry on is great; worrying yourself into a tizzy every time someone you care about hits a rough patch isn't. If you wear yourself out fretting about other people, you won't have any time left for yourself. And we all have the right to treat ourselves right and be selfish with our feelings now and then. The road to emotional health and well-being can be bumpy, but for people like you — who make it a point to strive for balance and move at a relatively even pace — the bumps will barely be noticeable. And you, you're in the driver's seat — so keep up the good work!
Thanks for taking our new Emotional IQ test! Based on your answers, your score is 141.
What does that mean? Well, the Emotional IQ (or "EIQ") test measures several different areas of emotional skills and strength, including:
• Empathy — The ability to successfully put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their feelings, thoughts, and emotions
• Relationship Understanding — The ability to connect with others personally and professionally, which can help you solve even the most difficult disagreements
• Emotional Control — The ability to be in charge of your feelings, no matter how strong they are, and not let them run away with you or dominate your behavior
• Emotional Awareness — The ability to identify your emotions and put them into words so you can more easily express your feelings
Based on your sky-high score across the board, we can tell that you're not only incredibly in tune with others, but could also win the gold if they gave medals for keeping the right perspective on life. You know all about balancing your emotional needs with everyone else's, and you have a true talent for navigating the sometimes-tricky tangle of relationships.
As you obviously know, emotions are complicated things. Luckily, you've already realized how important it is to be a good friend and lover to others while still paying close attention to the bigger picture and taking care of yourself. If the scales ever start to slip, just remind yourself of this: Offering someone a shoulder to cry on is great; worrying yourself into a tizzy every time someone you care about hits a rough patch isn't. If you wear yourself out fretting about other people, you won't have any time left for yourself. And we all have the right to treat ourselves right and be selfish with our feelings now and then. The road to emotional health and well-being can be bumpy, but for people like you — who make it a point to strive for balance and move at a relatively even pace — the bumps will barely be noticeable. And you, you're in the driver's seat — so keep up the good work!
Personality
The All New Ultimate Personality Test
Liz, you're a Skydiver!
You're a free-spirited, independent, action-crazed lunatic. You love movies with sex and violence, and you drive like a maniac. "Anything for a good time," is your motto, even if that means dancing half-dressed on some booze-slicked bar. But let's face it, you're so fun, interesting, and gung-ho about life that people find you irresistible no matter what you do.
You're open and extroverted, and chances are you're pretty liberal (ever thought of giving nudism a try?). Plus, you can work a crowd, baby. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. They'll cross a busy street just to get a closer look at you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible — it takes a real downer to make you blue. Your friends are probably all just like you, and we wouldn't be surprised to hear that you're all plotting to take over some Caribbean island.
You're a great leader at work. You're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job if no one else is up for the task. Plus, you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others. But routine work makes you act up and throw things, and then people don't like you so much anymore.
Liz, you're a Skydiver!
You're a free-spirited, independent, action-crazed lunatic. You love movies with sex and violence, and you drive like a maniac. "Anything for a good time," is your motto, even if that means dancing half-dressed on some booze-slicked bar. But let's face it, you're so fun, interesting, and gung-ho about life that people find you irresistible no matter what you do.
You're open and extroverted, and chances are you're pretty liberal (ever thought of giving nudism a try?). Plus, you can work a crowd, baby. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. They'll cross a busy street just to get a closer look at you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible — it takes a real downer to make you blue. Your friends are probably all just like you, and we wouldn't be surprised to hear that you're all plotting to take over some Caribbean island.
You're a great leader at work. You're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job if no one else is up for the task. Plus, you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others. But routine work makes you act up and throw things, and then people don't like you so much anymore.
The All New Ultimate Personality Test
Liz, you're a Skydiver!
You're a free-spirited, independent, action-crazed lunatic. You love movies with sex and violence, and you drive like a maniac. "Anything for a good time," is your motto, even if that means dancing half-dressed on some booze-slicked bar. But let's face it, you're so fun, interesting, and gung-ho about life that people find you irresistible no matter what you do.
You're open and extroverted, and chances are you're pretty liberal (ever thought of giving nudism a try?). Plus, you can work a crowd, baby. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. They'll cross a busy street just to get a closer look at you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible — it takes a real downer to make you blue. Your friends are probably all just like you, and we wouldn't be surprised to hear that you're all plotting to take over some Caribbean island.
You're a great leader at work. You're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job if no one else is up for the task. Plus, you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others. But routine work makes you act up and throw things, and then people don't like you so much anymore.
Liz, you're a Skydiver!
You're a free-spirited, independent, action-crazed lunatic. You love movies with sex and violence, and you drive like a maniac. "Anything for a good time," is your motto, even if that means dancing half-dressed on some booze-slicked bar. But let's face it, you're so fun, interesting, and gung-ho about life that people find you irresistible no matter what you do.
You're open and extroverted, and chances are you're pretty liberal (ever thought of giving nudism a try?). Plus, you can work a crowd, baby. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. They'll cross a busy street just to get a closer look at you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible — it takes a real downer to make you blue. Your friends are probably all just like you, and we wouldn't be surprised to hear that you're all plotting to take over some Caribbean island.
You're a great leader at work. You're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job if no one else is up for the task. Plus, you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others. But routine work makes you act up and throw things, and then people don't like you so much anymore.
Car
What's Your Perfect Car?
Ooo wee! You've got the wind in your hair, the sun on your face, and anyone with two eyes wishing they could nestle into your passenger seat. You're all about top-down, Convertible fun. We're thinking '69 Mustang, '64 Corvette, or Mazda Miata, in cherry red, of course. The car for you embodies youth, freedom, and summertime excitement. You've got a wild outlook on life and are always game for a good time. Since you're comfortable being the center of attention, you zip around town looking sleek and fresh, stealing flirty glances from your rearview mirror. Being so sexy and open, you attract friends, love interests, and joy riders wherever you go. It's no surprise if some hot number pulls alongside to challenge you to a little drag down Lovers Lane. You're the classic party mobile so crank up the music and hit the open road.
Ooo wee! You've got the wind in your hair, the sun on your face, and anyone with two eyes wishing they could nestle into your passenger seat. You're all about top-down, Convertible fun. We're thinking '69 Mustang, '64 Corvette, or Mazda Miata, in cherry red, of course. The car for you embodies youth, freedom, and summertime excitement. You've got a wild outlook on life and are always game for a good time. Since you're comfortable being the center of attention, you zip around town looking sleek and fresh, stealing flirty glances from your rearview mirror. Being so sexy and open, you attract friends, love interests, and joy riders wherever you go. It's no surprise if some hot number pulls alongside to challenge you to a little drag down Lovers Lane. You're the classic party mobile so crank up the music and hit the open road.
What's Your Perfect Car?
Ooo wee! You've got the wind in your hair, the sun on your face, and anyone with two eyes wishing they could nestle into your passenger seat. You're all about top-down, Convertible fun. We're thinking '69 Mustang, '64 Corvette, or Mazda Miata, in cherry red, of course. The car for you embodies youth, freedom, and summertime excitement. You've got a wild outlook on life and are always game for a good time. Since you're comfortable being the center of attention, you zip around town looking sleek and fresh, stealing flirty glances from your rearview mirror. Being so sexy and open, you attract friends, love interests, and joy riders wherever you go. It's no surprise if some hot number pulls alongside to challenge you to a little drag down Lovers Lane. You're the classic party mobile so crank up the music and hit the open road.
Ooo wee! You've got the wind in your hair, the sun on your face, and anyone with two eyes wishing they could nestle into your passenger seat. You're all about top-down, Convertible fun. We're thinking '69 Mustang, '64 Corvette, or Mazda Miata, in cherry red, of course. The car for you embodies youth, freedom, and summertime excitement. You've got a wild outlook on life and are always game for a good time. Since you're comfortable being the center of attention, you zip around town looking sleek and fresh, stealing flirty glances from your rearview mirror. Being so sexy and open, you attract friends, love interests, and joy riders wherever you go. It's no surprise if some hot number pulls alongside to challenge you to a little drag down Lovers Lane. You're the classic party mobile so crank up the music and hit the open road.
Color
What's Your True Color?
You're yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you!
You're yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you!
What's Your True Color?
You're yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you!
You're yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you!
The One
Is He "the One"?
Go ahead and stop your search, because it looks like you've found "the One"! You are one lucky woman! Destiny has brought you two together. All of your best qualities probably shine when you are around your man. And the same goes for him. The complementary nature of your relationship is one huge indication that he's perfect for you! Even better — your responses indicate that you've found not only a romantic partner, but a great friend as well. Nothing's better than finding both in one person.
There's no easy recipe for a long-lasting relationship, but you've somehow found the main ingredients. Chemistry is definitely a great starter. Then you just need to add some trust, communication, and respect. Of course, a dollop of humor and a generous amount of romance make the meal much more satisfying. There are many more things you can add to make it better, but those extra ingredients depend on the needs of the relationship and the individuals involved. The two of you have clearly mastered the key elements and seem well on your way to building a loving, long-lasting relationship. Congratulations!
Go ahead and stop your search, because it looks like you've found "the One"! You are one lucky woman! Destiny has brought you two together. All of your best qualities probably shine when you are around your man. And the same goes for him. The complementary nature of your relationship is one huge indication that he's perfect for you! Even better — your responses indicate that you've found not only a romantic partner, but a great friend as well. Nothing's better than finding both in one person.
There's no easy recipe for a long-lasting relationship, but you've somehow found the main ingredients. Chemistry is definitely a great starter. Then you just need to add some trust, communication, and respect. Of course, a dollop of humor and a generous amount of romance make the meal much more satisfying. There are many more things you can add to make it better, but those extra ingredients depend on the needs of the relationship and the individuals involved. The two of you have clearly mastered the key elements and seem well on your way to building a loving, long-lasting relationship. Congratulations!
Is He "the One"?
Go ahead and stop your search, because it looks like you've found "the One"! You are one lucky woman! Destiny has brought you two together. All of your best qualities probably shine when you are around your man. And the same goes for him. The complementary nature of your relationship is one huge indication that he's perfect for you! Even better — your responses indicate that you've found not only a romantic partner, but a great friend as well. Nothing's better than finding both in one person.
There's no easy recipe for a long-lasting relationship, but you've somehow found the main ingredients. Chemistry is definitely a great starter. Then you just need to add some trust, communication, and respect. Of course, a dollop of humor and a generous amount of romance make the meal much more satisfying. There are many more things you can add to make it better, but those extra ingredients depend on the needs of the relationship and the individuals involved. The two of you have clearly mastered the key elements and seem well on your way to building a loving, long-lasting relationship. Congratulations!
Go ahead and stop your search, because it looks like you've found "the One"! You are one lucky woman! Destiny has brought you two together. All of your best qualities probably shine when you are around your man. And the same goes for him. The complementary nature of your relationship is one huge indication that he's perfect for you! Even better — your responses indicate that you've found not only a romantic partner, but a great friend as well. Nothing's better than finding both in one person.
There's no easy recipe for a long-lasting relationship, but you've somehow found the main ingredients. Chemistry is definitely a great starter. Then you just need to add some trust, communication, and respect. Of course, a dollop of humor and a generous amount of romance make the meal much more satisfying. There are many more things you can add to make it better, but those extra ingredients depend on the needs of the relationship and the individuals involved. The two of you have clearly mastered the key elements and seem well on your way to building a loving, long-lasting relationship. Congratulations!
Marriage
YOU ARE CLOSE to finding "the one!" We have carefully calculated your responses according to our scientific formula and harmonized the results to the Venutian lunar calendar. But don't get your hopes up to hear those wedding bells soon, because your bridesmaid days aren't over just yet.
YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, June 4, 2005
A number of different factors influenced your result. Check out the details below.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Social Factors
On the social front, you are pretty serious marriage material. As you read this, forces beyond your control are aligning to put you on the altar with Mr. Right. It's you, girl. Your number is up, and someone out there is just dying to pop you the question. There's no need to book a flight to Vegas, but you might want to start thinking about your wedding gown.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Emotional Factors
Emotionally, you seem to be fairly ready for marriage. You show strong signs of being a contender, and you've got what it takes to make the plunge. Maybe any hesitation is just a small case of the "jitters." In any case, for Mr. Right, it's practically a done deal. He's just waiting for the right moment, so sit back and let it happen.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Sexual Factors
It appears that you have a number of sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Perhaps you view relationships as a series of unsolved mysteries, and you are not quite ready to turn in your badge and weapon. It's clear that the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but don't forget that the right person changes everything.
YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, June 4, 2005
A number of different factors influenced your result. Check out the details below.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Social Factors
On the social front, you are pretty serious marriage material. As you read this, forces beyond your control are aligning to put you on the altar with Mr. Right. It's you, girl. Your number is up, and someone out there is just dying to pop you the question. There's no need to book a flight to Vegas, but you might want to start thinking about your wedding gown.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Emotional Factors
Emotionally, you seem to be fairly ready for marriage. You show strong signs of being a contender, and you've got what it takes to make the plunge. Maybe any hesitation is just a small case of the "jitters." In any case, for Mr. Right, it's practically a done deal. He's just waiting for the right moment, so sit back and let it happen.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Sexual Factors
It appears that you have a number of sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Perhaps you view relationships as a series of unsolved mysteries, and you are not quite ready to turn in your badge and weapon. It's clear that the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but don't forget that the right person changes everything.
YOU ARE CLOSE to finding "the one!" We have carefully calculated your responses according to our scientific formula and harmonized the results to the Venutian lunar calendar. But don't get your hopes up to hear those wedding bells soon, because your bridesmaid days aren't over just yet.
YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, June 4, 2005
A number of different factors influenced your result. Check out the details below.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Social Factors
On the social front, you are pretty serious marriage material. As you read this, forces beyond your control are aligning to put you on the altar with Mr. Right. It's you, girl. Your number is up, and someone out there is just dying to pop you the question. There's no need to book a flight to Vegas, but you might want to start thinking about your wedding gown.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Emotional Factors
Emotionally, you seem to be fairly ready for marriage. You show strong signs of being a contender, and you've got what it takes to make the plunge. Maybe any hesitation is just a small case of the "jitters." In any case, for Mr. Right, it's practically a done deal. He's just waiting for the right moment, so sit back and let it happen.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Sexual Factors
It appears that you have a number of sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Perhaps you view relationships as a series of unsolved mysteries, and you are not quite ready to turn in your badge and weapon. It's clear that the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but don't forget that the right person changes everything.
YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, June 4, 2005
A number of different factors influenced your result. Check out the details below.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Social Factors
On the social front, you are pretty serious marriage material. As you read this, forces beyond your control are aligning to put you on the altar with Mr. Right. It's you, girl. Your number is up, and someone out there is just dying to pop you the question. There's no need to book a flight to Vegas, but you might want to start thinking about your wedding gown.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Emotional Factors
Emotionally, you seem to be fairly ready for marriage. You show strong signs of being a contender, and you've got what it takes to make the plunge. Maybe any hesitation is just a small case of the "jitters." In any case, for Mr. Right, it's practically a done deal. He's just waiting for the right moment, so sit back and let it happen.
less likely to marry / more likely to marry
Sexual Factors
It appears that you have a number of sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Perhaps you view relationships as a series of unsolved mysteries, and you are not quite ready to turn in your badge and weapon. It's clear that the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but don't forget that the right person changes everything.
Shoe
Chic Urban Shoe
That's right, girlie, when the sun goes down and the lights burn bright, you're as hip as they come. Style is important to you because you're always walking in new directions—which is why you're like a Chic Urban Shoe. You've got no worries when new things and people come your way. When you're in the mood, you know how to seek out what you need—at work or at play. Your friends tend to share your passion for eccentric accessories. You enjoy keeping up with fashion, and you're not afraid to start some of your own. Convention sometimes bores you—unless of course, it's bucking the trend of the time. And though sometimes you might listen to Top 40 music and flip through home decor catalogs, we know your heart is in the right place—the funky center of the city.
Chic Urban Shoe
That's right, girlie, when the sun goes down and the lights burn bright, you're as hip as they come. Style is important to you because you're always walking in new directions—which is why you're like a Chic Urban Shoe. You've got no worries when new things and people come your way. When you're in the mood, you know how to seek out what you need—at work or at play. Your friends tend to share your passion for eccentric accessories. You enjoy keeping up with fashion, and you're not afraid to start some of your own. Convention sometimes bores you—unless of course, it's bucking the trend of the time. And though sometimes you might listen to Top 40 music and flip through home decor catalogs, we know your heart is in the right place—the funky center of the city.
Song
So I took the "What's your theme song" quiz and this is what it said:
Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
Your upbeat approach to life makes "Walking on Sunshine" the perfect anthem for you. We can see you dancing down the vegetable isle with your grocery cart, smiling at all the checkout clerks. We sure hope you've had your Wheaties to keep up with your perky pace all day long. This happy, horn-driven tune carries you to work every day. And even in those brief lapses when you're not fully on your game, "Walking On Sunshine" seems to put things in perspective and get you back to your super groove. "And don't it feel good?" Who cares that this tune was a one-hit wonder for Katrina and the Waves? Even that quality matches your one-of-a-kindness. You're walkin' on sunshine and spreading it wherever you go.
Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
Your upbeat approach to life makes "Walking on Sunshine" the perfect anthem for you. We can see you dancing down the vegetable isle with your grocery cart, smiling at all the checkout clerks. We sure hope you've had your Wheaties to keep up with your perky pace all day long. This happy, horn-driven tune carries you to work every day. And even in those brief lapses when you're not fully on your game, "Walking On Sunshine" seems to put things in perspective and get you back to your super groove. "And don't it feel good?" Who cares that this tune was a one-hit wonder for Katrina and the Waves? Even that quality matches your one-of-a-kindness. You're walkin' on sunshine and spreading it wherever you go.
So I took the "What's your theme song" quiz and this is what it said:
Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
Your upbeat approach to life makes "Walking on Sunshine" the perfect anthem for you. We can see you dancing down the vegetable isle with your grocery cart, smiling at all the checkout clerks. We sure hope you've had your Wheaties to keep up with your perky pace all day long. This happy, horn-driven tune carries you to work every day. And even in those brief lapses when you're not fully on your game, "Walking On Sunshine" seems to put things in perspective and get you back to your super groove. "And don't it feel good?" Who cares that this tune was a one-hit wonder for Katrina and the Waves? Even that quality matches your one-of-a-kindness. You're walkin' on sunshine and spreading it wherever you go.
Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
Your upbeat approach to life makes "Walking on Sunshine" the perfect anthem for you. We can see you dancing down the vegetable isle with your grocery cart, smiling at all the checkout clerks. We sure hope you've had your Wheaties to keep up with your perky pace all day long. This happy, horn-driven tune carries you to work every day. And even in those brief lapses when you're not fully on your game, "Walking On Sunshine" seems to put things in perspective and get you back to your super groove. "And don't it feel good?" Who cares that this tune was a one-hit wonder for Katrina and the Waves? Even that quality matches your one-of-a-kindness. You're walkin' on sunshine and spreading it wherever you go.
Phoebe
I just took this test and it was fun ...
Which "Friend" Are You?
Liz, you've got a little bit of Phoebe going on!
Um, ok! You're, like Phoebe. Ok, so you may not have Phoebe's, well, special intuition or, um, musical talent. But, like everyone's favorite beautiful-blond-psychic-masseuse, you never lie and your friends are the most important thing in your life.
With an utterly free spirit like yours, some people see you as flaky. But creative, perceptive-as-heck, and eerily wise is more like it. You see the good in everyone, which could make your dating life a bit, well, uneven. But you always land on your feet with your humor, kindness, (and who-knows-what-from-beyond) as your guide.
Which "Friend" Are You?
Liz, you've got a little bit of Phoebe going on!
Um, ok! You're, like Phoebe. Ok, so you may not have Phoebe's, well, special intuition or, um, musical talent. But, like everyone's favorite beautiful-blond-psychic-masseuse, you never lie and your friends are the most important thing in your life.
With an utterly free spirit like yours, some people see you as flaky. But creative, perceptive-as-heck, and eerily wise is more like it. You see the good in everyone, which could make your dating life a bit, well, uneven. But you always land on your feet with your humor, kindness, (and who-knows-what-from-beyond) as your guide.
I just took this test and it was fun ...
Which "Friend" Are You?
Liz, you've got a little bit of Phoebe going on!
Um, ok! You're, like Phoebe. Ok, so you may not have Phoebe's, well, special intuition or, um, musical talent. But, like everyone's favorite beautiful-blond-psychic-masseuse, you never lie and your friends are the most important thing in your life.
With an utterly free spirit like yours, some people see you as flaky. But creative, perceptive-as-heck, and eerily wise is more like it. You see the good in everyone, which could make your dating life a bit, well, uneven. But you always land on your feet with your humor, kindness, (and who-knows-what-from-beyond) as your guide.
Which "Friend" Are You?
Liz, you've got a little bit of Phoebe going on!
Um, ok! You're, like Phoebe. Ok, so you may not have Phoebe's, well, special intuition or, um, musical talent. But, like everyone's favorite beautiful-blond-psychic-masseuse, you never lie and your friends are the most important thing in your life.
With an utterly free spirit like yours, some people see you as flaky. But creative, perceptive-as-heck, and eerily wise is more like it. You see the good in everyone, which could make your dating life a bit, well, uneven. But you always land on your feet with your humor, kindness, (and who-knows-what-from-beyond) as your guide.
The DMV
today david and i went to the DMV ... and i was watching this heavy awkward man fill out all the forms he needed to complete and then take a brush out of his backpack ... he had the kinda curly heavy-wavy hair that doesn't even move in hurricane winds and i just wanted to bust out laughing ... what was he brushing his hair for ... i mean it isn't moving or making any sort of difference and this is the fucking DMV ... was he hoping to hook-up?
there was also guy sitting in front of us that had the "i am so fucking bitchen" air to him [but he didn't seem that bitchen] and the back of his shirt said, "Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" ... i was thinking ... who buys this shirt? let alone wear it out ...
there was also guy sitting in front of us that had the "i am so fucking bitchen" air to him [but he didn't seem that bitchen] and the back of his shirt said, "Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" ... i was thinking ... who buys this shirt? let alone wear it out ...
today david and i went to the DMV ... and i was watching this heavy awkward man fill out all the forms he needed to complete and then take a brush out of his backpack ... he had the kinda curly heavy-wavy hair that doesn't even move in hurricane winds and i just wanted to bust out laughing ... what was he brushing his hair for ... i mean it isn't moving or making any sort of difference and this is the fucking DMV ... was he hoping to hook-up?
there was also guy sitting in front of us that had the "i am so fucking bitchen" air to him [but he didn't seem that bitchen] and the back of his shirt said, "Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" ... i was thinking ... who buys this shirt? let alone wear it out ...
there was also guy sitting in front of us that had the "i am so fucking bitchen" air to him [but he didn't seem that bitchen] and the back of his shirt said, "Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" ... i was thinking ... who buys this shirt? let alone wear it out ...
Friday, October 19, 2001
So Cute
sometimes david is just so cute i can hardly stand it ... and sometimes i can't believe i am lucky enough to be sharing my life with him ...
Wednesday, October 17, 2001
Grrrr Sleep
i can't take this sleep pattern anymore ... i hate being up half the night ... going to sleep in the early morning hours and sleeping till after noon ... it is a screwy day ... believe it or not i like to get up reasonably early in the morning ... not go to sleep reasonably late in the evening [morning] ... it is making me nuts ...
tonight david and i did get in bed around 2 AM which i thought was great for us ... but we wound up watching a facinating yet eerie show about the World Trade Center filmed in January of this year ... one of the structual engineers they interviewed spoke of how the building could withstand the crash of a jetliner ... but he has been missing since 9.11.01 ... during every interview on the show they had put the date in the top left corner of when the interview was filmed ... and the people in the show that have been missing since the disaster was also noted in the top left corner ... it was just weird ... 8 short months later the buildings they all spoke so highly of were gone ... none i am sure would have suspected ... the whole thing is just so devestating ...
i can't even forsee when the tragedy will not be a daily thought ...
tonight david and i did get in bed around 2 AM which i thought was great for us ... but we wound up watching a facinating yet eerie show about the World Trade Center filmed in January of this year ... one of the structual engineers they interviewed spoke of how the building could withstand the crash of a jetliner ... but he has been missing since 9.11.01 ... during every interview on the show they had put the date in the top left corner of when the interview was filmed ... and the people in the show that have been missing since the disaster was also noted in the top left corner ... it was just weird ... 8 short months later the buildings they all spoke so highly of were gone ... none i am sure would have suspected ... the whole thing is just so devestating ...
i can't even forsee when the tragedy will not be a daily thought ...
i can't take this sleep pattern anymore ... i hate being up half the night ... going to sleep in the early morning hours and sleeping till after noon ... it is a screwy day ... believe it or not i like to get up reasonably early in the morning ... not go to sleep reasonably late in the evening [morning] ... it is making me nuts ...
tonight david and i did get in bed around 2 AM which i thought was great for us ... but we wound up watching a facinating yet eerie show about the World Trade Center filmed in January of this year ... one of the structual engineers they interviewed spoke of how the building could withstand the crash of a jetliner ... but he has been missing since 9.11.01 ... during every interview on the show they had put the date in the top left corner of when the interview was filmed ... and the people in the show that have been missing since the disaster was also noted in the top left corner ... it was just weird ... 8 short months later the buildings they all spoke so highly of were gone ... none i am sure would have suspected ... the whole thing is just so devestating ...
i can't even forsee when the tragedy will not be a daily thought ...
tonight david and i did get in bed around 2 AM which i thought was great for us ... but we wound up watching a facinating yet eerie show about the World Trade Center filmed in January of this year ... one of the structual engineers they interviewed spoke of how the building could withstand the crash of a jetliner ... but he has been missing since 9.11.01 ... during every interview on the show they had put the date in the top left corner of when the interview was filmed ... and the people in the show that have been missing since the disaster was also noted in the top left corner ... it was just weird ... 8 short months later the buildings they all spoke so highly of were gone ... none i am sure would have suspected ... the whole thing is just so devestating ...
i can't even forsee when the tragedy will not be a daily thought ...
Stuck In The Basement
i don't think it is good for david and i to be trapped down here in the basement all the time ... we need windows ... big time ... fresh air ... sunlight ... i mean we have no money ... so it isn't like we can go out and do things ... we need a different place to live ... if our future was a bit more stable i would look for another apartment ... but the cost of moving is just so much i don't know if that would be a good idea ... the only apartment i would move into is the one on the top floor of this house ... cause i don't think it would cost us that much extra ... but those damn people are never going to leave ... i wish the landlord would evict them ... i know they are behind on their rent ... pay late every month ... but for some reason they are still here
i don't think it is good for david and i to be trapped down here in the basement all the time ... we need windows ... big time ... fresh air ... sunlight ... i mean we have no money ... so it isn't like we can go out and do things ... we need a different place to live ... if our future was a bit more stable i would look for another apartment ... but the cost of moving is just so much i don't know if that would be a good idea ... the only apartment i would move into is the one on the top floor of this house ... cause i don't think it would cost us that much extra ... but those damn people are never going to leave ... i wish the landlord would evict them ... i know they are behind on their rent ... pay late every month ... but for some reason they are still here
Quote
great quote for today: "Some people have it easy and some people are Mets fans"
My friend Sal said that today cause David is a huge Yankee fan along with Sal's girlfriend ... :)
My friend Sal said that today cause David is a huge Yankee fan along with Sal's girlfriend ... :)
Tuesday, October 16, 2001
Swollen Eye
i fucked my eye up tonight ... i am not quite sure what happened ... i think i touched Kramer and then touched my eye ... and now the white of my eye is actually swollen ... it is sticking out past the eye-lid so that i can't close my eye ... and it is starting to swell over the color area of my eye ... and it hurts like a bitch ... man i am a dork ... i really screwed up this time ...
i fucked my eye up tonight ... i am not quite sure what happened ... i think i touched Kramer and then touched my eye ... and now the white of my eye is actually swollen ... it is sticking out past the eye-lid so that i can't close my eye ... and it is starting to swell over the color area of my eye ... and it hurts like a bitch ... man i am a dork ... i really screwed up this time ...
Saturday, October 13, 2001
Beautiful Girls
i'm watching Beautiful Girls even though i should be getting ready to go grocery shopping right now ... i just love this movie though ... so i figure i can go after the movie ...
i am starting to worry about sex ... my whole life ... since before i started having sex ... i would get overly excited [wet] at being near a boy i liked ... or making out with a boy or when i was having sex ... and during masturbation ... and suddenly it is gone ... and it is scarring me ... i don't know if it has to do with age ... or stress ... or medical reasons ... i just don't know ... it didn't happen when i tried to masturbate the other night or when we try and have sex ... and it has me all freaked out ... i don't like it and i don't know how to deal with it ...
i am starting to worry about sex ... my whole life ... since before i started having sex ... i would get overly excited [wet] at being near a boy i liked ... or making out with a boy or when i was having sex ... and during masturbation ... and suddenly it is gone ... and it is scarring me ... i don't know if it has to do with age ... or stress ... or medical reasons ... i just don't know ... it didn't happen when i tried to masturbate the other night or when we try and have sex ... and it has me all freaked out ... i don't like it and i don't know how to deal with it ...
i'm watching Beautiful Girls even though i should be getting ready to go grocery shopping right now ... i just love this movie though ... so i figure i can go after the movie ...
i am starting to worry about sex ... my whole life ... since before i started having sex ... i would get overly excited [wet] at being near a boy i liked ... or making out with a boy or when i was having sex ... and during masturbation ... and suddenly it is gone ... and it is scarring me ... i don't know if it has to do with age ... or stress ... or medical reasons ... i just don't know ... it didn't happen when i tried to masturbate the other night or when we try and have sex ... and it has me all freaked out ... i don't like it and i don't know how to deal with it ...
i am starting to worry about sex ... my whole life ... since before i started having sex ... i would get overly excited [wet] at being near a boy i liked ... or making out with a boy or when i was having sex ... and during masturbation ... and suddenly it is gone ... and it is scarring me ... i don't know if it has to do with age ... or stress ... or medical reasons ... i just don't know ... it didn't happen when i tried to masturbate the other night or when we try and have sex ... and it has me all freaked out ... i don't like it and i don't know how to deal with it ...
Friday, October 12, 2001
Cross Stitch
Photo missing ...
i have been wanting a cross stitch to work on ... but when i went to Michaels they were just too expensive ... well i deceided to check out ebay and what a great idea ... i just purchased the cross stitch above for 5 bucks ... and it is perfect ... i am brunette and my best friends are a blonde and a red head ... so i am just going to change the design so the girl in the middle has brown hair ... i am so excited to get it ...
i have been wanting a cross stitch to work on ... but when i went to Michaels they were just too expensive ... well i deceided to check out ebay and what a great idea ... i just purchased the cross stitch above for 5 bucks ... and it is perfect ... i am brunette and my best friends are a blonde and a red head ... so i am just going to change the design so the girl in the middle has brown hair ... i am so excited to get it ...
Photo missing ...
i have been wanting a cross stitch to work on ... but when i went to Michaels they were just too expensive ... well i deceided to check out ebay and what a great idea ... i just purchased the cross stitch above for 5 bucks ... and it is perfect ... i am brunette and my best friends are a blonde and a red head ... so i am just going to change the design so the girl in the middle has brown hair ... i am so excited to get it ...
i have been wanting a cross stitch to work on ... but when i went to Michaels they were just too expensive ... well i deceided to check out ebay and what a great idea ... i just purchased the cross stitch above for 5 bucks ... and it is perfect ... i am brunette and my best friends are a blonde and a red head ... so i am just going to change the design so the girl in the middle has brown hair ... i am so excited to get it ...
Tuesday, October 9, 2001
Up Again
wow ... another night that i can't fall asleep ... here i sit at 2:38 AM watching Cheers and not wanting to work on any of the websites i must do work on ...
i am sick of not being able to sleep till 4 o'clock in the morning ... it is nuts ... i should just stay up all night and all day tomorrow and then i will be able to go to sleep at a reasonable time on wednesday ...
i wish we had a bigger place ... cause i would like to stay up and watch TV but not have to be at the computer room ... see the house has a kitchen and two rooms ... what is designated as the living room is actually our bedroom/living room ... it has the big TV and our bookshelvs ... but also our bed ... and the room designated as the bedroom is our office/bedroom ... it has our huge desk set up and all the computers plus our clothes and the bathroom and a little TV ...
a two bedroom would be ideal then we could have a family room, bedroom and office ... even if it was a one bedroom one with a big living room means we could have a bedroom and a combined family room/office ... like i did in Las Vegas and in LA ...
i am sick of not being able to sleep till 4 o'clock in the morning ... it is nuts ... i should just stay up all night and all day tomorrow and then i will be able to go to sleep at a reasonable time on wednesday ...
i wish we had a bigger place ... cause i would like to stay up and watch TV but not have to be at the computer room ... see the house has a kitchen and two rooms ... what is designated as the living room is actually our bedroom/living room ... it has the big TV and our bookshelvs ... but also our bed ... and the room designated as the bedroom is our office/bedroom ... it has our huge desk set up and all the computers plus our clothes and the bathroom and a little TV ...
a two bedroom would be ideal then we could have a family room, bedroom and office ... even if it was a one bedroom one with a big living room means we could have a bedroom and a combined family room/office ... like i did in Las Vegas and in LA ...
wow ... another night that i can't fall asleep ... here i sit at 2:38 AM watching Cheers and not wanting to work on any of the websites i must do work on ...
i am sick of not being able to sleep till 4 o'clock in the morning ... it is nuts ... i should just stay up all night and all day tomorrow and then i will be able to go to sleep at a reasonable time on wednesday ...
i wish we had a bigger place ... cause i would like to stay up and watch TV but not have to be at the computer room ... see the house has a kitchen and two rooms ... what is designated as the living room is actually our bedroom/living room ... it has the big TV and our bookshelvs ... but also our bed ... and the room designated as the bedroom is our office/bedroom ... it has our huge desk set up and all the computers plus our clothes and the bathroom and a little TV ...
a two bedroom would be ideal then we could have a family room, bedroom and office ... even if it was a one bedroom one with a big living room means we could have a bedroom and a combined family room/office ... like i did in Las Vegas and in LA ...
i am sick of not being able to sleep till 4 o'clock in the morning ... it is nuts ... i should just stay up all night and all day tomorrow and then i will be able to go to sleep at a reasonable time on wednesday ...
i wish we had a bigger place ... cause i would like to stay up and watch TV but not have to be at the computer room ... see the house has a kitchen and two rooms ... what is designated as the living room is actually our bedroom/living room ... it has the big TV and our bookshelvs ... but also our bed ... and the room designated as the bedroom is our office/bedroom ... it has our huge desk set up and all the computers plus our clothes and the bathroom and a little TV ...
a two bedroom would be ideal then we could have a family room, bedroom and office ... even if it was a one bedroom one with a big living room means we could have a bedroom and a combined family room/office ... like i did in Las Vegas and in LA ...
New Glasses
I got an email this morning from my friend Clay ... i haven't heard from him in so long ... it was just an 'is this you email' so i can't wait to hear back from him and see how he has been doing and how golf is going for him ...
davie and i went and had our eyes checked today ... mine amazingly got better ... it is unbelieveable ... i went from a -7.75 to a -7.50 in my left eye ... we both ordered new glass that will be ready in about a week ... i think i like the new ones i ordered ... we'll see when i get them ... i still need to order contacts but i wanted to try out the pair she gave me for a couple of days before i order new ones ...
i didn't talk much today ... i wound up waking up just upset about everything i wrote last night ... not that i wrote it but that i feel that way ... it is just so upsetting ... david and i tried to talk about it ... but i don't know if it went anywhere ...
davie and i went and had our eyes checked today ... mine amazingly got better ... it is unbelieveable ... i went from a -7.75 to a -7.50 in my left eye ... we both ordered new glass that will be ready in about a week ... i think i like the new ones i ordered ... we'll see when i get them ... i still need to order contacts but i wanted to try out the pair she gave me for a couple of days before i order new ones ...
i didn't talk much today ... i wound up waking up just upset about everything i wrote last night ... not that i wrote it but that i feel that way ... it is just so upsetting ... david and i tried to talk about it ... but i don't know if it went anywhere ...
I got an email this morning from my friend Clay ... i haven't heard from him in so long ... it was just an 'is this you email' so i can't wait to hear back from him and see how he has been doing and how golf is going for him ...
davie and i went and had our eyes checked today ... mine amazingly got better ... it is unbelieveable ... i went from a -7.75 to a -7.50 in my left eye ... we both ordered new glass that will be ready in about a week ... i think i like the new ones i ordered ... we'll see when i get them ... i still need to order contacts but i wanted to try out the pair she gave me for a couple of days before i order new ones ...
i didn't talk much today ... i wound up waking up just upset about everything i wrote last night ... not that i wrote it but that i feel that way ... it is just so upsetting ... david and i tried to talk about it ... but i don't know if it went anywhere ...
davie and i went and had our eyes checked today ... mine amazingly got better ... it is unbelieveable ... i went from a -7.75 to a -7.50 in my left eye ... we both ordered new glass that will be ready in about a week ... i think i like the new ones i ordered ... we'll see when i get them ... i still need to order contacts but i wanted to try out the pair she gave me for a couple of days before i order new ones ...
i didn't talk much today ... i wound up waking up just upset about everything i wrote last night ... not that i wrote it but that i feel that way ... it is just so upsetting ... david and i tried to talk about it ... but i don't know if it went anywhere ...
Monday, October 8, 2001
i'm kind of bummed out ... something about being in a relationship with me ... the men tend to stop wanting sex ...
the last time we had sex i know was sometime between 2 and 3 weeks ago ... this week we have messed around twice ... i gave a hand job and a blow job ... but i didn't get anything myself ... it is making me start to cry ... i mean what the fuck is this ...
and i totally hate to admit this ... but my life is starting to feel like it did when i loathed every part of it ... 90 to 95% of the time i do the dishes ... clean the house ... cook dinner ... do the grocery shopping ... and give sexually ...
what am i getting in return?
i realize he is bummed out about not working ... but when he does get a job ... can i really expect him to work all day and come home and do work around the house? no he will be tired and if i was home all day why didn't i do the stuff ...
i do love doing these things ... but not because i have to or because he won't help ... and the only way i do get help is if i get mad and we get in a fight ... i am not saying i never get help ... but the times are few and far between ... kind of like sex lately ...
and tonight he said something that really crushed me ... he said he would have been better off if he never worked at NSI ... we met at NSI ... and he really wishes he could erase the choice of taking that job ... that is just making me cry ... to me even though the job became shitty i think if anything it is where i met David ... so any hell i went through is totally worth it ... but not to him ... that really does break my heart ...
maybe this is the shit that is keeping me up at night ... the reason i can't sleep anymore ...
the last time we had sex i know was sometime between 2 and 3 weeks ago ... this week we have messed around twice ... i gave a hand job and a blow job ... but i didn't get anything myself ... it is making me start to cry ... i mean what the fuck is this ...
and i totally hate to admit this ... but my life is starting to feel like it did when i loathed every part of it ... 90 to 95% of the time i do the dishes ... clean the house ... cook dinner ... do the grocery shopping ... and give sexually ...
what am i getting in return?
i realize he is bummed out about not working ... but when he does get a job ... can i really expect him to work all day and come home and do work around the house? no he will be tired and if i was home all day why didn't i do the stuff ...
i do love doing these things ... but not because i have to or because he won't help ... and the only way i do get help is if i get mad and we get in a fight ... i am not saying i never get help ... but the times are few and far between ... kind of like sex lately ...
and tonight he said something that really crushed me ... he said he would have been better off if he never worked at NSI ... we met at NSI ... and he really wishes he could erase the choice of taking that job ... that is just making me cry ... to me even though the job became shitty i think if anything it is where i met David ... so any hell i went through is totally worth it ... but not to him ... that really does break my heart ...
maybe this is the shit that is keeping me up at night ... the reason i can't sleep anymore ...
Ass Kicked Again
well i got my ass kicked yet again ... at least this time it took him less than 2 hours to do it ... how pathetic ...
Kicked My Ass
I can't remember if i wrote about it yesterday ... but david and i played Monopoly for about 7.5 hours and he kicked my ass all over that board ... at the end of the game when i had everything mortgaged ... he had all the $500, $100 and $50 bills from the bank ... i am challenging him to a rematch today ... and i just have to win
I can't remember if i wrote about it yesterday ... but david and i played Monopoly for about 7.5 hours and he kicked my ass all over that board ... at the end of the game when i had everything mortgaged ... he had all the $500, $100 and $50 bills from the bank ... i am challenging him to a rematch today ... and i just have to win
Sunday, October 7, 2001
In Love
I am surprised I am going to write about this ... but sometimes I worry that david loves me ... but that he isn't 'in love' with me ... which really has been the story of my life ... and if it again becomes another chapter ... this time it would devistate me ... more so than when Aaron and I broke up in college ...
of all the break ups i have had i was only devistated when Aaron and I broke up ... it was 5 years before I dated anyone seriously ...
i just wonder about david ... sometimes it feels like he is holding back with me ...
and sex seems to have disappeared ... when we first started having sex we did it several times a week ... now i feel lucky if it is several times a month ... we don't even kiss during sex anymore let alone anything more than a peck any other time ... no more senuous kisses like when we first met ...
i know the reality of being with someone for a year ... which we are almost at that mark ... and our relationship has been totally excellerated ... he started spending almost every night right away and moved in after only a month and a half ... and we have been through a lot of the hard things that test a relationship years before most couples ...
i sometimes just wonder if he wants to be here ... or if he feels for some reason that he has to be here ...
of all the break ups i have had i was only devistated when Aaron and I broke up ... it was 5 years before I dated anyone seriously ...
i just wonder about david ... sometimes it feels like he is holding back with me ...
and sex seems to have disappeared ... when we first started having sex we did it several times a week ... now i feel lucky if it is several times a month ... we don't even kiss during sex anymore let alone anything more than a peck any other time ... no more senuous kisses like when we first met ...
i know the reality of being with someone for a year ... which we are almost at that mark ... and our relationship has been totally excellerated ... he started spending almost every night right away and moved in after only a month and a half ... and we have been through a lot of the hard things that test a relationship years before most couples ...
i sometimes just wonder if he wants to be here ... or if he feels for some reason that he has to be here ...
I am surprised I am going to write about this ... but sometimes I worry that david loves me ... but that he isn't 'in love' with me ... which really has been the story of my life ... and if it again becomes another chapter ... this time it would devistate me ... more so than when Aaron and I broke up in college ...
of all the break ups i have had i was only devistated when Aaron and I broke up ... it was 5 years before I dated anyone seriously ...
i just wonder about david ... sometimes it feels like he is holding back with me ...
and sex seems to have disappeared ... when we first started having sex we did it several times a week ... now i feel lucky if it is several times a month ... we don't even kiss during sex anymore let alone anything more than a peck any other time ... no more senuous kisses like when we first met ...
i know the reality of being with someone for a year ... which we are almost at that mark ... and our relationship has been totally excellerated ... he started spending almost every night right away and moved in after only a month and a half ... and we have been through a lot of the hard things that test a relationship years before most couples ...
i sometimes just wonder if he wants to be here ... or if he feels for some reason that he has to be here ...
of all the break ups i have had i was only devistated when Aaron and I broke up ... it was 5 years before I dated anyone seriously ...
i just wonder about david ... sometimes it feels like he is holding back with me ...
and sex seems to have disappeared ... when we first started having sex we did it several times a week ... now i feel lucky if it is several times a month ... we don't even kiss during sex anymore let alone anything more than a peck any other time ... no more senuous kisses like when we first met ...
i know the reality of being with someone for a year ... which we are almost at that mark ... and our relationship has been totally excellerated ... he started spending almost every night right away and moved in after only a month and a half ... and we have been through a lot of the hard things that test a relationship years before most couples ...
i sometimes just wonder if he wants to be here ... or if he feels for some reason that he has to be here ...
Stupid Emmys
I hear the President of the United States and news casters constantly say "we need to get back to normal ... to remember those that were lost ... but to become stronger and not show fear ... to not change our lives because of what happened"
why then were the emmys changed so much and then cancelled ...
are television personalities that fucking important? I didn't see terrorists bombing television studiors or waiting for the emmys to attack ... they attacked buildings filled with hard working individuals ... buildings that represented strength and freedom ...
i know people in the US look up to celebrities ... like they are different than everyone else ... beyond human ... revered as almost godlike ... so they set an example to many people ... the fact that so many wouldn't fly to california for the emmys is terrible ... what does that say to everyone? ... it sends a terrible message ...
I am just disappointed in the way this was handled ... probably cause i am a big TV freak ... i really enjoy watching TV ... people try and tell me that is a bad thing ... but i enjoy it ... it makes me feel good ... i laugh ... i relax and enjoy myself ... i am also quite well read and i have traveled the world ... i find nothing wrong with watching TV and ya know what ... i am not a huge awards show fan ... but i love the emmys ... it is always shows i have seen unlike the Oscars where I may have seen one or two of the movies up for awards ... i just have fun watching the Emmys and i thought it would be a brief evening where something other than the terror would be on TV ...
i just find the events a poor example of how the US should be handling things ... :(
why then were the emmys changed so much and then cancelled ...
are television personalities that fucking important? I didn't see terrorists bombing television studiors or waiting for the emmys to attack ... they attacked buildings filled with hard working individuals ... buildings that represented strength and freedom ...
i know people in the US look up to celebrities ... like they are different than everyone else ... beyond human ... revered as almost godlike ... so they set an example to many people ... the fact that so many wouldn't fly to california for the emmys is terrible ... what does that say to everyone? ... it sends a terrible message ...
I am just disappointed in the way this was handled ... probably cause i am a big TV freak ... i really enjoy watching TV ... people try and tell me that is a bad thing ... but i enjoy it ... it makes me feel good ... i laugh ... i relax and enjoy myself ... i am also quite well read and i have traveled the world ... i find nothing wrong with watching TV and ya know what ... i am not a huge awards show fan ... but i love the emmys ... it is always shows i have seen unlike the Oscars where I may have seen one or two of the movies up for awards ... i just have fun watching the Emmys and i thought it would be a brief evening where something other than the terror would be on TV ...
i just find the events a poor example of how the US should be handling things ... :(
I hear the President of the United States and news casters constantly say "we need to get back to normal ... to remember those that were lost ... but to become stronger and not show fear ... to not change our lives because of what happened"
why then were the emmys changed so much and then cancelled ...
are television personalities that fucking important? I didn't see terrorists bombing television studiors or waiting for the emmys to attack ... they attacked buildings filled with hard working individuals ... buildings that represented strength and freedom ...
i know people in the US look up to celebrities ... like they are different than everyone else ... beyond human ... revered as almost godlike ... so they set an example to many people ... the fact that so many wouldn't fly to california for the emmys is terrible ... what does that say to everyone? ... it sends a terrible message ...
I am just disappointed in the way this was handled ... probably cause i am a big TV freak ... i really enjoy watching TV ... people try and tell me that is a bad thing ... but i enjoy it ... it makes me feel good ... i laugh ... i relax and enjoy myself ... i am also quite well read and i have traveled the world ... i find nothing wrong with watching TV and ya know what ... i am not a huge awards show fan ... but i love the emmys ... it is always shows i have seen unlike the Oscars where I may have seen one or two of the movies up for awards ... i just have fun watching the Emmys and i thought it would be a brief evening where something other than the terror would be on TV ...
i just find the events a poor example of how the US should be handling things ... :(
why then were the emmys changed so much and then cancelled ...
are television personalities that fucking important? I didn't see terrorists bombing television studiors or waiting for the emmys to attack ... they attacked buildings filled with hard working individuals ... buildings that represented strength and freedom ...
i know people in the US look up to celebrities ... like they are different than everyone else ... beyond human ... revered as almost godlike ... so they set an example to many people ... the fact that so many wouldn't fly to california for the emmys is terrible ... what does that say to everyone? ... it sends a terrible message ...
I am just disappointed in the way this was handled ... probably cause i am a big TV freak ... i really enjoy watching TV ... people try and tell me that is a bad thing ... but i enjoy it ... it makes me feel good ... i laugh ... i relax and enjoy myself ... i am also quite well read and i have traveled the world ... i find nothing wrong with watching TV and ya know what ... i am not a huge awards show fan ... but i love the emmys ... it is always shows i have seen unlike the Oscars where I may have seen one or two of the movies up for awards ... i just have fun watching the Emmys and i thought it would be a brief evening where something other than the terror would be on TV ...
i just find the events a poor example of how the US should be handling things ... :(
Thursday, October 4, 2001
Trying For Sleep
ok i had about 4 hours of sleep last night ... we ran around all day today ... and i was exhausted when we got home but resisted the urge to take a nap ... and now i am not tired ... and i want to sleep ... fucking-A
well my dad emailed me back about the proposal i wrote and said it was fantastic ... which is good cause the next one i put together is work i want to do for him ...
ok mentally i am too tired to write ... so i am going to try and go to sleep ... we'll see how it goes tonight ... :)
well my dad emailed me back about the proposal i wrote and said it was fantastic ... which is good cause the next one i put together is work i want to do for him ...
ok mentally i am too tired to write ... so i am going to try and go to sleep ... we'll see how it goes tonight ... :)
ok i had about 4 hours of sleep last night ... we ran around all day today ... and i was exhausted when we got home but resisted the urge to take a nap ... and now i am not tired ... and i want to sleep ... fucking-A
well my dad emailed me back about the proposal i wrote and said it was fantastic ... which is good cause the next one i put together is work i want to do for him ...
ok mentally i am too tired to write ... so i am going to try and go to sleep ... we'll see how it goes tonight ... :)
well my dad emailed me back about the proposal i wrote and said it was fantastic ... which is good cause the next one i put together is work i want to do for him ...
ok mentally i am too tired to write ... so i am going to try and go to sleep ... we'll see how it goes tonight ... :)
Wednesday, October 3, 2001
Sleep ... Please
still no sleep for me ... unfortunate thing is right now i am not even tired ... at all ... and i have to be up in 4.5 hours so david and i can start our day ... that is when i will be tired ... shit i am going to go try again ...
Stuff Done
when did i become an insomniac? it is making me nuts ... again i was in bed for about an hour and a half ... maybe a little more and just laid there ... not even a slight doze ... it is driving me insane ... david fell right asleep ... i did think of one thing when i was getting out of bed ... i moved on of the fans that was aimed right at me back towards the TV ... so i don't really feel it blowing on me ... and maybe i am just too hot to sleep ... i think i need the fan ... so i am going to move it back to the end of the bed and give that a try ... maybe after watching an episode of Family Ties ...
when did i become an insomniac? it is making me nuts ... again i was in bed for about an hour and a half ... maybe a little more and just laid there ... not even a slight doze ... it is driving me insane ... david fell right asleep ... i did think of one thing when i was getting out of bed ... i moved on of the fans that was aimed right at me back towards the TV ... so i don't really feel it blowing on me ... and maybe i am just too hot to sleep ... i think i need the fan ... so i am going to move it back to the end of the bed and give that a try ... maybe after watching an episode of Family Ties ...
Checking Stuff
tomorrow is going to be a busy day ... davie has two interviews and i need to make eye appointments for us ... we both need new glasses ... [wow talk about a geek couple] ...
i feel like i got a bunch done today ... but i don't really think i did ... finally all the clean laundry was folded and put away ... and we went to the grocery twice to pick up stuff we need ... i got a bunch of my ebay stuff finalized ... and we watched West Wing Special which was totally good ...
hummm i fear i have run out of things to write about ... so even though it is just after midnight i need to get to bed ... we have to be up kinda earlier than normal for me for david's first interview ...
i feel like i got a bunch done today ... but i don't really think i did ... finally all the clean laundry was folded and put away ... and we went to the grocery twice to pick up stuff we need ... i got a bunch of my ebay stuff finalized ... and we watched West Wing Special which was totally good ...
hummm i fear i have run out of things to write about ... so even though it is just after midnight i need to get to bed ... we have to be up kinda earlier than normal for me for david's first interview ...
tomorrow is going to be a busy day ... davie has two interviews and i need to make eye appointments for us ... we both need new glasses ... [wow talk about a geek couple] ...
i feel like i got a bunch done today ... but i don't really think i did ... finally all the clean laundry was folded and put away ... and we went to the grocery twice to pick up stuff we need ... i got a bunch of my ebay stuff finalized ... and we watched West Wing Special which was totally good ...
hummm i fear i have run out of things to write about ... so even though it is just after midnight i need to get to bed ... we have to be up kinda earlier than normal for me for david's first interview ...
i feel like i got a bunch done today ... but i don't really think i did ... finally all the clean laundry was folded and put away ... and we went to the grocery twice to pick up stuff we need ... i got a bunch of my ebay stuff finalized ... and we watched West Wing Special which was totally good ...
hummm i fear i have run out of things to write about ... so even though it is just after midnight i need to get to bed ... we have to be up kinda earlier than normal for me for david's first interview ...
Tuesday, October 2, 2001
Completed
well i finally got one of my proposals all typed up ... sent it off to my dad to check over before i send it off ... feels good to have it done ... i have also made 162 bucks on ebay auctions ... which is a really good thing ...
i also went through all the stuff my dad sent me ... tons of work to do but all of it looks so groovy ...
i also read through all my unemployment stuff today and it looks like i don't have anything to fill out ... i am going to call tomorrow to double check and to make sure everything went through alright because it has been 3 weeks since i applied and i haven't received anything yet ... and people that were laid off of work in NYC after the disaster are supposed to get checks within a week ... so i am a bit nervous my company screwed me once again ... we will see ...
goodness it is after 1 AM and i am still not tired at all ... i would take some excedren PM tonight since i have had a headache for 2 days now ... but lately even that hasn't put me to sleep ... in fact last time it seemed to keep me up ... and that is the last thing i need today ...
i also went through all the stuff my dad sent me ... tons of work to do but all of it looks so groovy ...
i also read through all my unemployment stuff today and it looks like i don't have anything to fill out ... i am going to call tomorrow to double check and to make sure everything went through alright because it has been 3 weeks since i applied and i haven't received anything yet ... and people that were laid off of work in NYC after the disaster are supposed to get checks within a week ... so i am a bit nervous my company screwed me once again ... we will see ...
goodness it is after 1 AM and i am still not tired at all ... i would take some excedren PM tonight since i have had a headache for 2 days now ... but lately even that hasn't put me to sleep ... in fact last time it seemed to keep me up ... and that is the last thing i need today ...
well i finally got one of my proposals all typed up ... sent it off to my dad to check over before i send it off ... feels good to have it done ... i have also made 162 bucks on ebay auctions ... which is a really good thing ...
i also went through all the stuff my dad sent me ... tons of work to do but all of it looks so groovy ...
i also read through all my unemployment stuff today and it looks like i don't have anything to fill out ... i am going to call tomorrow to double check and to make sure everything went through alright because it has been 3 weeks since i applied and i haven't received anything yet ... and people that were laid off of work in NYC after the disaster are supposed to get checks within a week ... so i am a bit nervous my company screwed me once again ... we will see ...
goodness it is after 1 AM and i am still not tired at all ... i would take some excedren PM tonight since i have had a headache for 2 days now ... but lately even that hasn't put me to sleep ... in fact last time it seemed to keep me up ... and that is the last thing i need today ...
i also went through all the stuff my dad sent me ... tons of work to do but all of it looks so groovy ...
i also read through all my unemployment stuff today and it looks like i don't have anything to fill out ... i am going to call tomorrow to double check and to make sure everything went through alright because it has been 3 weeks since i applied and i haven't received anything yet ... and people that were laid off of work in NYC after the disaster are supposed to get checks within a week ... so i am a bit nervous my company screwed me once again ... we will see ...
goodness it is after 1 AM and i am still not tired at all ... i would take some excedren PM tonight since i have had a headache for 2 days now ... but lately even that hasn't put me to sleep ... in fact last time it seemed to keep me up ... and that is the last thing i need today ...
Quotes
I just loves quotes so i thought i would post another email from today ... :)
25 Contemporary and Infamous quotes:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
(Sharon Stone)
2) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
(Courtney Cox - Monica on "Friends")
3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead)
4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
(Barbara Bush - Former US First Lady)
5) Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
(Robin Williams)
6) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
7) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
(Rod Stewart)
8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
(Bruce Willis - On the difference between men and women)
9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
(George Burns)
10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
(Carmen Boyle - Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
(Henry Kissenger - former US Secretary of State)
12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading."
(Steve Jobs - Founder: Apple Computers)
13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
(Dan Rather - News anchorman)
14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
(Tiger Woods)
16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
(Axel Rose - Guns'n'Roses)
17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
(Rev. Jesse Jackson)
18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
(Jack Nicholson)
19) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
(Roseanne)
20) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
(Robert De Niro)
21) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
(Hugh Grant)
22) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
(Dustin Hoffman)
23) When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
(Elizabeth Taylor)
24) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
(Jerry Seinfield)
25) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
(Robin Williams)
25 Contemporary and Infamous quotes:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
(Sharon Stone)
2) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
(Courtney Cox - Monica on "Friends")
3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead)
4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
(Barbara Bush - Former US First Lady)
5) Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
(Robin Williams)
6) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
7) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
(Rod Stewart)
8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
(Bruce Willis - On the difference between men and women)
9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
(George Burns)
10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
(Carmen Boyle - Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
(Henry Kissenger - former US Secretary of State)
12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading."
(Steve Jobs - Founder: Apple Computers)
13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
(Dan Rather - News anchorman)
14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
(Tiger Woods)
16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
(Axel Rose - Guns'n'Roses)
17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
(Rev. Jesse Jackson)
18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
(Jack Nicholson)
19) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
(Roseanne)
20) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
(Robert De Niro)
21) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
(Hugh Grant)
22) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
(Dustin Hoffman)
23) When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
(Elizabeth Taylor)
24) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
(Jerry Seinfield)
25) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
(Robin Williams)
I just loves quotes so i thought i would post another email from today ... :)
25 Contemporary and Infamous quotes:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
(Sharon Stone)
2) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
(Courtney Cox - Monica on "Friends")
3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead)
4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
(Barbara Bush - Former US First Lady)
5) Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
(Robin Williams)
6) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
7) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
(Rod Stewart)
8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
(Bruce Willis - On the difference between men and women)
9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
(George Burns)
10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
(Carmen Boyle - Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
(Henry Kissenger - former US Secretary of State)
12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading."
(Steve Jobs - Founder: Apple Computers)
13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
(Dan Rather - News anchorman)
14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
(Tiger Woods)
16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
(Axel Rose - Guns'n'Roses)
17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
(Rev. Jesse Jackson)
18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
(Jack Nicholson)
19) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
(Roseanne)
20) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
(Robert De Niro)
21) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
(Hugh Grant)
22) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
(Dustin Hoffman)
23) When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
(Elizabeth Taylor)
24) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
(Jerry Seinfield)
25) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
(Robin Williams)
25 Contemporary and Infamous quotes:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
(Sharon Stone)
2) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
(Courtney Cox - Monica on "Friends")
3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead)
4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
(Barbara Bush - Former US First Lady)
5) Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
(Robin Williams)
6) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
7) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
(Rod Stewart)
8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
(Bruce Willis - On the difference between men and women)
9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
(George Burns)
10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
(Carmen Boyle - Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
(Henry Kissenger - former US Secretary of State)
12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading."
(Steve Jobs - Founder: Apple Computers)
13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
(Dan Rather - News anchorman)
14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
(Tiger Woods)
16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
(Axel Rose - Guns'n'Roses)
17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
(Rev. Jesse Jackson)
18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
(Jack Nicholson)
19) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
(Roseanne)
20) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
(Robert De Niro)
21) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
(Hugh Grant)
22) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
(Dustin Hoffman)
23) When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
(Elizabeth Taylor)
24) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
(Jerry Seinfield)
25) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
(Robin Williams)
Kick Your Ass
I got this in an email just now and i kinda dig it ...
Bloody Coward
Usama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.
I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come you never die for the cause?"
Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well, here in America, we stand by our brothers.
As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor.
What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.
If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.
Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.
We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.
But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and! hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!
Bloody Coward
Usama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.
I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come you never die for the cause?"
Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well, here in America, we stand by our brothers.
As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor.
What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.
If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.
Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.
We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.
But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and! hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!
I got this in an email just now and i kinda dig it ...
Bloody Coward
Usama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.
I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come you never die for the cause?"
Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well, here in America, we stand by our brothers.
As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor.
What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.
If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.
Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.
We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.
But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and! hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!
Bloody Coward
Usama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.
I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come you never die for the cause?"
Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well, here in America, we stand by our brothers.
As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor.
What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.
If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.
Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.
We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.
But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and! hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!
Monday, October 1, 2001
Can't Sleep
I laid down for about an hour and a half but i couldn't fall asleep ... so now i have been up for about an hour and a half ... it is almost 3 in the morning and i need to be up in 4 hours to take david to the train ... he has an interview in the city ... he really wanted me to come with him but i just don't want to ... so i am not going and i feel really bad about that ... but i don't want to make the trip or spend the money ... i feel really bad ...
i don't know why i can't sleep ... i am not really stressed out about anything ... and i usually sleep so well ... but the last couple of nights i haven't been able to at all ... and when i do sleep it is totally restless ... ya know where you are conscience of every time you turn over or adjust the covers ... it is like david and i have traded places ... he sleeps great now [which he hasn't for some time] and i am the one up on my computer till all hours of the night ... geezzz i think he has been asleep since 10 tonight ...
i should try again to get some sleep ... although i could come home tomorrow and take a nap after i drop him off at the train ... but my goal was to finish cleaning the house ... and work on my art project ... i also have some work to do on my brothers wedding site ... and i still have the daunting task of putting together my online photo album ... hummm such choices ... hahahaaaa ...
oh i came up with the greatest idea last night when i couldn't fall asleep ... i am getting 'Life' magazines for everyone in my family and my friends for christmas ... i am getting the Life magazine from the week they were born ... something david and i can afford that has thought behind it ... and is a kinda groovy thing to check out ... although i have run into one problem ... everyone but Jason's wife Jenny was born before 1973 ... Jenny unfortunately was born in '73 and that is when they stopped doing Life as a weekly magazine ... i am having trouble even finding information on magazines after 1972 ... so i don't want her to feel left out ... i did find a 'year in pictures' from 1973 but it just isn't the same ... i'll have to keep working on that ...
well i acutally just yawned ... so i guess after this cig i will head to bed for my second try at sleep ... :)
i don't know why i can't sleep ... i am not really stressed out about anything ... and i usually sleep so well ... but the last couple of nights i haven't been able to at all ... and when i do sleep it is totally restless ... ya know where you are conscience of every time you turn over or adjust the covers ... it is like david and i have traded places ... he sleeps great now [which he hasn't for some time] and i am the one up on my computer till all hours of the night ... geezzz i think he has been asleep since 10 tonight ...
i should try again to get some sleep ... although i could come home tomorrow and take a nap after i drop him off at the train ... but my goal was to finish cleaning the house ... and work on my art project ... i also have some work to do on my brothers wedding site ... and i still have the daunting task of putting together my online photo album ... hummm such choices ... hahahaaaa ...
oh i came up with the greatest idea last night when i couldn't fall asleep ... i am getting 'Life' magazines for everyone in my family and my friends for christmas ... i am getting the Life magazine from the week they were born ... something david and i can afford that has thought behind it ... and is a kinda groovy thing to check out ... although i have run into one problem ... everyone but Jason's wife Jenny was born before 1973 ... Jenny unfortunately was born in '73 and that is when they stopped doing Life as a weekly magazine ... i am having trouble even finding information on magazines after 1972 ... so i don't want her to feel left out ... i did find a 'year in pictures' from 1973 but it just isn't the same ... i'll have to keep working on that ...
well i acutally just yawned ... so i guess after this cig i will head to bed for my second try at sleep ... :)
I laid down for about an hour and a half but i couldn't fall asleep ... so now i have been up for about an hour and a half ... it is almost 3 in the morning and i need to be up in 4 hours to take david to the train ... he has an interview in the city ... he really wanted me to come with him but i just don't want to ... so i am not going and i feel really bad about that ... but i don't want to make the trip or spend the money ... i feel really bad ...
i don't know why i can't sleep ... i am not really stressed out about anything ... and i usually sleep so well ... but the last couple of nights i haven't been able to at all ... and when i do sleep it is totally restless ... ya know where you are conscience of every time you turn over or adjust the covers ... it is like david and i have traded places ... he sleeps great now [which he hasn't for some time] and i am the one up on my computer till all hours of the night ... geezzz i think he has been asleep since 10 tonight ...
i should try again to get some sleep ... although i could come home tomorrow and take a nap after i drop him off at the train ... but my goal was to finish cleaning the house ... and work on my art project ... i also have some work to do on my brothers wedding site ... and i still have the daunting task of putting together my online photo album ... hummm such choices ... hahahaaaa ...
oh i came up with the greatest idea last night when i couldn't fall asleep ... i am getting 'Life' magazines for everyone in my family and my friends for christmas ... i am getting the Life magazine from the week they were born ... something david and i can afford that has thought behind it ... and is a kinda groovy thing to check out ... although i have run into one problem ... everyone but Jason's wife Jenny was born before 1973 ... Jenny unfortunately was born in '73 and that is when they stopped doing Life as a weekly magazine ... i am having trouble even finding information on magazines after 1972 ... so i don't want her to feel left out ... i did find a 'year in pictures' from 1973 but it just isn't the same ... i'll have to keep working on that ...
well i acutally just yawned ... so i guess after this cig i will head to bed for my second try at sleep ... :)
i don't know why i can't sleep ... i am not really stressed out about anything ... and i usually sleep so well ... but the last couple of nights i haven't been able to at all ... and when i do sleep it is totally restless ... ya know where you are conscience of every time you turn over or adjust the covers ... it is like david and i have traded places ... he sleeps great now [which he hasn't for some time] and i am the one up on my computer till all hours of the night ... geezzz i think he has been asleep since 10 tonight ...
i should try again to get some sleep ... although i could come home tomorrow and take a nap after i drop him off at the train ... but my goal was to finish cleaning the house ... and work on my art project ... i also have some work to do on my brothers wedding site ... and i still have the daunting task of putting together my online photo album ... hummm such choices ... hahahaaaa ...
oh i came up with the greatest idea last night when i couldn't fall asleep ... i am getting 'Life' magazines for everyone in my family and my friends for christmas ... i am getting the Life magazine from the week they were born ... something david and i can afford that has thought behind it ... and is a kinda groovy thing to check out ... although i have run into one problem ... everyone but Jason's wife Jenny was born before 1973 ... Jenny unfortunately was born in '73 and that is when they stopped doing Life as a weekly magazine ... i am having trouble even finding information on magazines after 1972 ... so i don't want her to feel left out ... i did find a 'year in pictures' from 1973 but it just isn't the same ... i'll have to keep working on that ...
well i acutally just yawned ... so i guess after this cig i will head to bed for my second try at sleep ... :)
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