so kris and i were just talking and i told her ... "you know if you have trouble the next time getting pregnant i will carry the baby for you" ... after kris and i got off the phone david and i went out to smoke a cig and here is how our conversation went:


liz: i was serious when i told kris i would carry her baby for her ... how do you feel about that?

david: well i would feel kind of like a third wheel

liz: i am not keeping the baby ... i would have the baby and then give it to kris and chevy

david: well chevy would at least owe me a round of golf in vegas ... i mean it would be their baby but i would be the one cleaning the litter box and running around and getting you shit

liz: that is your reaction ... what selfish world are you living in ... i would be carrying a baby for my very best friend in the world and you are worried about finally having to clean the littler box

david: well i would be taking care of you ... seems only fair chevy gets me a round of golf for my troubles

liz: again ... your troubles ... i am the one that would be having the baby ... you aren't thinking anything like 'wow that is so nice to do for a friend'

david: no i am thinking about having to clean up shit and run around getting you what you need ...


i had to come right in and call kris ... it was all just too funny not to share with her ...