Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Friday, February 25, 2005
Quote of the Day
"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Monday, February 21, 2005
Quote of the Day
"What you keep to yourself you lose, what you give away, you keep forever.."
Axel Munthe
Axel Munthe
Friday, February 18, 2005
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Quote
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Wednesday, December 19, 2001
Meaning Of Life
Mallory from "Family Ties" meaning of life ...
be happy
try not to hurt other people
hope you fall in love
be happy
try not to hurt other people
hope you fall in love
Wednesday, October 17, 2001
Quote
great quote for today: "Some people have it easy and some people are Mets fans"
My friend Sal said that today cause David is a huge Yankee fan along with Sal's girlfriend ... :)
My friend Sal said that today cause David is a huge Yankee fan along with Sal's girlfriend ... :)
Tuesday, October 2, 2001
Quotes
I just loves quotes so i thought i would post another email from today ... :)
25 Contemporary and Infamous quotes:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
(Sharon Stone)
2) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
(Courtney Cox - Monica on "Friends")
3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead)
4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
(Barbara Bush - Former US First Lady)
5) Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
(Robin Williams)
6) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
7) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
(Rod Stewart)
8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
(Bruce Willis - On the difference between men and women)
9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
(George Burns)
10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
(Carmen Boyle - Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
(Henry Kissenger - former US Secretary of State)
12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading."
(Steve Jobs - Founder: Apple Computers)
13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
(Dan Rather - News anchorman)
14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
(Tiger Woods)
16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
(Axel Rose - Guns'n'Roses)
17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
(Rev. Jesse Jackson)
18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
(Jack Nicholson)
19) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
(Roseanne)
20) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
(Robert De Niro)
21) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
(Hugh Grant)
22) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
(Dustin Hoffman)
23) When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
(Elizabeth Taylor)
24) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
(Jerry Seinfield)
25) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
(Robin Williams)
25 Contemporary and Infamous quotes:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
(Sharon Stone)
2) Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
(Courtney Cox - Monica on "Friends")
3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead)
4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
(Barbara Bush - Former US First Lady)
5) Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
(Robin Williams)
6) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
7) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
(Rod Stewart)
8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
(Bruce Willis - On the difference between men and women)
9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
(George Burns)
10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
(Carmen Boyle - Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
(Henry Kissenger - former US Secretary of State)
12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading."
(Steve Jobs - Founder: Apple Computers)
13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
(Dan Rather - News anchorman)
14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
(Tiger Woods)
16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
(Axel Rose - Guns'n'Roses)
17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
(Rev. Jesse Jackson)
18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
(Jack Nicholson)
19) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
(Roseanne)
20) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
(Robert De Niro)
21) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
(Hugh Grant)
22) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
(Dustin Hoffman)
23) When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
(Elizabeth Taylor)
24) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
(Jerry Seinfield)
25) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
(Robin Williams)
Thursday, August 9, 2001
Monday, July 16, 2001
Quote
Quote from my mom
"You're the daughter I dreamed of having when I was a little girl.
Only she wore cuter shoes."
"You're the daughter I dreamed of having when I was a little girl.
Only she wore cuter shoes."
Quote
Quote for the day ... made by Tracy
" It is a good thing you never became a White House Intern"
reason being ... i truly resemble both Monica and Chandra ... she is getting a lot of milage out of this today ... she thinks it is so funny!!
" It is a good thing you never became a White House Intern"
reason being ... i truly resemble both Monica and Chandra ... she is getting a lot of milage out of this today ... she thinks it is so funny!!
Saturday, June 16, 2001
Friday, June 15, 2001
Wednesday, May 16, 2001
Idiots
idiots in front of me
idiots behind me
idiots all around me
i am swimming in a sea of incompetence
idiots behind me
idiots all around me
i am swimming in a sea of incompetence
Monday, May 7, 2001
Quote of the Day
Kindness No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy. -Thomas Fuller
Quote of the Day
Kindness You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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