no sleep for the bat freaked

no sleep for the bat freaked


Well of the 5 hours I laid down to try and sleep I didn't get any that was restful ... I kept dreaming of bats [something from the first time that had finally gone away] ... my dream last night was that I had to call Animal Control again because David's bathroom was filled with bats ... that just in the tub alone they caught 11 of them ...


when friday afternoon rolled around i was so looking forward to the weekend ... now i realize it has just sucked big time between cramps and bats and no food in the house and having a creative block when it comes to Jean's scrapbook ...

bats ... bats ... bats ...

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Well ... we've got 'em again ... god damn motherfucking son of a bitch disgusting wreched disgusting fucking bats ...


i was working on a scrapbook ... already having a shitty crampy day and getting nothing accomplished when i kept hearing this banging in the dining room ... i was thinking it was our fucked up french neighbors banging on the floor/ceiling until it got louder ... when i stood up and looked in the dining room i saw the above bat just in that position and Kramer trying to jump for it ...


I ran back to tell David ... the two of us chased Kramer into the bedroom and shut the door ... I called animal control and they said they would send someone as soon as possible ...


so we had to just sit in the bedroom and wait ...


but then i thought, "hummm good scrapbook page lets go take a picture" ...


David went through the kitchen, grabbed the camera and took a picture while I stood in the living room watching the bat to make sure it didn't fly away ...


we got the picture and headed back to the bedroom ...


after about half an hour david thought he should go out and make sure the bat was still hanging from our blind ... it was taking him forever and i began to get a bit concerned when he came back in and said the bat was no longer on the blind ... but he thinks it is on the floor under one of the chairs ...


he thinks ...


what the fuck ...


we turned on Naked Gun 2 1/2 and waited ...


eventually animal control called they were at the front door ... i buzzed them in and we headed back out into the unknown ...


David answered the door on his way back through the kitchen as i followed ... he told her that it wasn't hanging from the blind anymore but he thought it was on the floor ...


she threw a net over it and kinda giggled it around and said "I think its dead" ... I told her that i heard the cat banging around when i found the bat but i didn't know if he had gotten a hold of him ...


she kept shaking the bat in her net and said "I really think he is dead ... i can't believe he is this asleep ... do you have any idea if the cat got him?" ...


but I really didn't know ... i can only guess that kramer got a hold of him at some point ... there was a lot of noise going on ...


I was talking to my mom while we waited for animal control ... i have no desire to live here anymore and she doesn't understand why ... i hadn't even relaxed from when this happened last year ... i can hear them in the trees all the time ... and in the last month two have swooped into the patio and back out ... but another one in the fucking house is just too much for me ... i would leave tonight if i could ...

bats bats bats ... FUCKING bats ...

bats bats bats ... FUCKING bats ...

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Well ... we've got 'em again ... god damn motherfucking son of a bitch disgusting fucking bats ...


i was working on a scrapbook ... already having a shitty crampy day and getting nothing accomplished when i kept hearing this banging in the dining room ... i was thinking it was our fucked up french neighbors banging on the floor/ceiling until it got louder ... when i stood up and looked in the dining room i saw the above bat just in that position and Kramer trying to jump for it ...


I ran back to tell David ... the two of us chased Kramer into the bedroom and shut the door ... I called animal control and they said they would send someone as soon as possible ...


so we had to just sit in the bedroom and wait ...


but then i thought, "hummm good scrapbook page lets go take a picture" ...


David went through the kitchen, grabbed the camera and took a picture while I stood in the living room watching the bat to make sure it didn't fly away ...


we got the picture and headed back to the bedroom ...


after about half an hour david thought he should go out and make sure the bat was still hanging from our blind ... it was taking him forever and i began to get a bit concerned when he came back in and said the bat was no longer on the blind ... but he thinks it is on the floor under one of the chairs ...


he thinks ...


what the fuck ...


we turned on Naked Gun 2 1/2 and waited ...


eventually animal control called they were at the front door ... i buzzed them in and we headed back out into the unknown ...


David answered the door on his way back through the kitchen as i followed ... he told her that it wasn't hanging from the blind anymore but he thought it was on the floor ...


she threw a net over it and kinda giggled it around and said "I think its dead" ... I told her that i heard the cat banging around when i found the bat but i didn't know if he had gotten a hold of him ...


she kept shaking the bat in her net and said "I really think he is dead ... i can't believe he is this asleep ... do you have any idea if the cat got him?" ...


but I really didn't know ... i can only guess that kramer got a hold of him at some point ... there was a lot of noise going on ...


I was talking to my mom while we waited for animal control ... i have no desire to live here anymore and she doesn't understand why ... i hadn't even relaxed from when this happened last year ... i can hear them in the trees all the time ... and in the last month two have swooped into the patio and back out ... but another one in the fucking house is just too much for me ... i would leave tonight if i could ...

Opening Ceremony

Tonight we went to my parents house and watched the opening ceremony for the 2004 Olympic Games ... the beginning was absolutely beautiful ... and seeing all the athletes walk in was fantastic ... although at times they did resemble a group of flight attendants ...


David and I curled up in the recliner and shared a blanket ... it was nice hanging out with everyone and watching it on the big screen with HDTV

Addition to the family

In July we also had another big event occur ... David's brother Kevin and his wife Yadira welcomed a 10.5 pound, 22 inches long son into the world. Julius Ceasar was born on July 29th. We haven't met him yet because they live in New York but maybe one day soon ... :)

13 going on 30

13 Going on 30


Last night we went to my parents house and Jason, Jenny, Eliana, David, my parents and I watched "13 Going on 30" ... I loved it ... we all loved it actually ... fantastic movie ... and even our dozers [Jenny, David and my dad either get up or fall asleep during movies] all stayed awake ...


Ellie is becomming such a doll ... she is happier ... cries less ... and has started making noises like she is talking ... i am looking so forward to having a baby ... i wish we were already trying ... but there is a plan in place for a reason and I gotta stick to it ...


David and I have totally gotten into our respective projects ... I have been scrapbooking like crazy and David is building a model car ... it is kinda fun that we each have something to work on while at home ...


well we are off to breakfast ... hummm sunday morning at the diner ... how great is that!! :)

Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper


I am fucking in love with the new Staples commercial with Alice Cooper ... I was cracking up last night when I saw it for the first time ...


Staples does make the best "back to school" commercials ... :)